It felt lovely. Welcome (with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform. Again The boys eyes got wide
. The Boy looked up wide eyed and said "Wow, are you a REAL Marine?"
"Thats RIght Boy" the Marine said "Wanna wear my hat?"
SURE the boy said taking the hat and trying it on while the Marine went into a stall
I set her coffee down and got into the shower. ”
Michelle undid the zipper and her dress slid to the floor